Because the only kind of people who want to live in a ghoul house are the kind of people who buy haunted dolls on the internet.  Card reads, “Hope your new place isn't haunted. But if it is haunted that the ghost is helpful and maybe folds your laundry or takes out the trash or something."

Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Your Gal Kiwi logo on back.  Packed with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve.  Blank inside.